Tag: funny
group name: thelosers
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August 16, 2007 04:30 PM EDT --
I am 11 weeks pregnant so have been doing a lot of stretching while sitting on the floor with my 16 month old daughter Avery. So as she was playing, I had my legs out in a V and was stretching from . . .
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January 22, 2008 08:00 PM EST --
I looked at my cell phone bill today and it was $567.00. I thought surely this is some mistake. No! It was for real. My youngest daughter ran up a bill by going over our minutes by more than 700 minutes. . . .
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September 19, 2007 09:40 AM EDT --
I found this on MSNBC. I hope it is properly cited. I thought it was so typical of the government that I had to share it with you. Please let me know if it's not properly cited.
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September 14, 2007 02:03 PM EDT --
So my daughter Avery is 17 months old. Her new thing is that she loves to climb up on the kitchen chairs. She pushes them around and then climbs on them. I repeatedly take her down because . . .
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August 24, 2007 07:46 PM EDT --
Angelina: Mama, I no wanna do my duty. He's gotta hairy toes, Mama.
Mama: Angelina, you go up a stairs and do a you duty to a you husband.
Angelina: All righta, Mama
Angelina comes down . . .
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March 20, 2008 11:25 PM EDT --
I was at the grocery store today paying for my food. A drunk came up behind me and said,
"You're single aren't you lady?"
I asked how he knew.
He said, "You're . . .
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March 29, 2008 09:16 PM EDT --
You know the drill. I should be dancing in my stilletos but I thought I'd stay home and chat with you. What's up???
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October 24, 2007 08:09 PM EDT --
Punishment in Heaven
Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.
St. Paul replies, ''When . . .
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April 11, 2008 09:22 AM EDT --
I am not mean
I am not a drinker
I am not a smoker
I am not a dieter
I am not a child abuser
I am not rich
I am not poor
I am not a drug addict
I am not perfect
I am not anti-God . . .
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May 30, 2007 09:48 PM EDT --
Welciome, Wal-mart shoppers.
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June 20, 2007 11:37 AM EDT --
My very favorite comedians are Laurel and Hardy (especially from the 30s!). They lighten my mood in an instant, no matter how many times I've re-watched that same old DVD. And of course . . .
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August 25, 2007 02:05 PM EDT --
Not nobody: Not nohow!
When I taught in a public school, our counselor quit without giving notice. The principal was a really nice guy / coach. He was suddenly thrown into the counselor's . . .
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October 09, 2007 11:10 AM EDT --
I have three wonderful gifts! Each brought to me due to some sorry situation or circumstance. Each earning their place in my 'pack'.
1st and #1 dog PD (It actually stands for Performance . . .
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February 04, 2008 09:12 PM EST --
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong e-mail address...
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the same hotel . . .
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December 12, 2007 10:44 PM EST --
You are an evil moderated group!
When I publish to you
You yell at me and make my smile droop.
I want to play but everytime I post to your group
I get a nasty, hurtful email: . . .
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January 08, 2008 08:34 PM EST --
My son who is and always was "not normal" has been the subject of other articles of mine. He is very interesting. Raising him made me think that every child learned as he did. . . .
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February 16, 2008 11:21 PM EST --
I am just under five foot tall. The world was not made for me. The average woman in America is 5'4" tall. The average weight is 154 lbs. That's where I'm closer . . .
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March 29, 2008 08:02 PM EDT --
10. Your Internet goes down and you hives because your missing Gather comments.
9. You get your feelings hurt because some know it all jerk corrects your grammar or spelling.
8. . . .
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December 15, 2007 07:57 PM EST --
Not really, I lied but it's more interesting and eye catching then to say, I only have three pings.
Nobody cares about the wizard.
That's what it is! (Wild eyed)
How . . .
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April 21, 2008 07:55 PM EDT --
"What is it?", he asked.
I looked into the face of my innocent nephew who at only 7 years old was always full of questions.
He sat staring out the big glass window of the little diner . . .
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